heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him

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lially:

ahhaha best tweet ever

lially:

ahhaha best tweet ever

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meancutie:

utmost importance of national security

meancutie:

utmost importance of national security

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death-of-sex:

Tate ~sexy~ ♥

death-of-sex:

Tate ~sexy~ ♥

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socialjusticewankers:

socialjusticewankers:

fucknobroarmy:

the thrilling saga

best part

THIS POST IS STILL GETTING NOTES OH MY GOD

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captain-mycaptain:

hey-cassbutt:

openreyeslove:

saamtemple:

KNOW THAT PERIOD SMELL THAT SMELL ALL THE TIME ON R PERIOD AND RE CONSTANTLY PARANOID THAT SOMEONE ELSE SMELLS IT 

I knew a dude that could smell it on girls IT WAS TERRIFYING

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jacksonrodstewart:

the 3st is real

wholocked-john-out:

catch-thecumbersnitch:

shesdonejim:

how to enter a relationship with chris pine

  1. say “hello chris pine”
  2. then ask him to dinner by saying “would you like to chris dine”
  3. when you meet up for dinner tell him he is looking “chris fine”
  4. once dinner is over head back to his place for some “chris wine”
  5. after you have done all of the above, look deep into his eyes and say: “will you be chris mine?”

this is out of chris line

shhhhh let this post chris shine

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